{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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